This drawing was given to me by Tess. When she was the ripe age of 5. She and her mom came for a visit. Tess and I had a chat. It went like this...
Tess: Where are your kids?
Me: I don't have any kids.
Tess: Where is your boyfriend?
Me: I don't have a boyfriend.
Tess: You should find a boyfriend on the internet.
This kid is hilarious, by the way. She began drawing quietly. Then presented me with the drawing below. Which she told me was what my boyfriend should look like. How did she know I love facial hair on men?
This one needs minimal explanation. It was given to me by Penelope. We aren't sure if that's a beard or pubic hair. Either way... it's awesome.