Why not make cucumber vodka after working a weekend of night shifts?
Go ahead. Do it.
Get home at 0758, greet and feed the dogs, then crack a cold one. Preferably a 16 ouncer. Water the ferns and the tree that's almost dead. The ferns like that. The tree... not so sure.
Be sure to take your beer outside while watering so the neighbors get a good look at you in all your glory... beer toting-greasy faced- tired- but happy to be off- glory.
Then go inside and make some cucumber vodka while listening to a podcast.
Because you can.