Monday, January 28, 2013

Instadidn't: Burgled

It was a brief 2.5 years ago that I was ROBBED. And now, I have been *burgled.
Yes. The door was locked. Dead bolted even.
As, my good buddy, the 5-0 said... if they really want to get in, they will get in.
That they did.

Instadidn't: Burgled version


 A nice day spent with this little lady. Oh my, she's exhausted.

 Then returning home to find this...
it takes awhile for your brain to process what happened.
I thought the dogs did it with their superhuman powers.

But they remain innocent. And thankfully, unharmed.

Thankfully. Unharmed.
And extra loved up by their momma since this event.

After a robbery, after a burglary, some new things will happen...
Such as this coming home with me.

And this fancy new door.

And him. On my wall.
Because a little Magnum never hurt anyone.

*I understand the correct term for this is burglarized, but burgled just sounds funnier. Burgled.

*I also don't mean to make light of the situation, but it happened, and it's over. No one was hurt. The dogs are ok and I am ok. Some things were stolen. Just things. Everyone is ok.

*But just to be safe, maybe check to see if your door frame could be reinforced. And don't forget to back that shit up. On your computer. You'll be glad you did.


7 comments:

Jean said... Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I am so sorry to hear that Danica. I am glad the pups are okay. Wow... what a cruel act they did..

Ha, love that Magnum picture. Too funny...

Gina happy mom of 3 said... Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I am so sorry but you are so awesome...you still find a way to make us laugh. Lots of love.. xoxox

SarahNicholeKaufman said... Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I support your use of burgled as it is the better word. Glad you are OK—Glad your dogs are OK—hope to see you and your smiley face soon. <3 you hard.

AnaVolovsek said... Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I'm so glad you are ok.
I'm so glad P & D are ok.
I'm sorry you were Burgled... super duper LAME!
(and yes, Burgled is a much funnier word than the alternative, and correct version)

stacey said... Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Seriously????? Oh my gosh!!!! So thankful you and your sweet dogs are okay. On the plus side: the new MacBook Pros are awesome, are they not?

The Magnum pic totally cracked me up.

xo

Naomi said... Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

oh my Danica! So sorry that happened. You are so brave and I'm glad you can find the humor. Our house was burgled in Minneapolis and I was scared s***less for many days because Tom was out of town doing a clinical rotation for 6 weeks. I just about went mental. glad all is ok. People sometimes just really piss me off :)

Rhubarb and Venison said... Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Oh terrible! But I DEFINITELY approve of the framed Tom Selleck photo. Meow.